Sigmund Freud, the father of Psychiatry, said that men had a sexual thought consciously or subconsciously every 3 seconds. He timed it like a racehorse when he wasn't busy having sexual relations with his mother. Psychiatrists go to school for 22 years, subject themselves to years of Psychotherapy, then sit while you ramble and beg for advice for 45 minutes, only to say at the end, "What do you think? I'm afraid our time is up for this week." You could go insane merely from their torture tactics.
Obviously penis size matters to a woman. Penises range in size from 1' to 14" on men. The longer and wider and harder the penis, the more friction is created, the deeper the penetration, and the more likely the woman is to achieve vaginal orgasm. However other things are more important to a woman, such as extended foreplay, clitoral stimulation to orgasm, g spot stimulation to orgasm, and length of time after intercourse before the man hails a cab, generally anywhere from 5 to 7 minutes on average.
Size definitely matters to women, but it matters far more to men. Penis envy is not a female phenomenon despite the ravings of the incestuous Dr. Freud. Penis envy is a male phenomenon. Envying the length and width of the black penis is at the root of the Klu Klux Klan, says Mariah Carey. According to research done at Heidelberg University, it is a scientific fact that the purchases of Corvettes and BMW's are inversely proportional to the length of a man's penis. Men think that if they have an expensive fancy car then women will think that they are financially successful and will date them, leading other men to think that they are stacked.
The basic theme of any male Rap song and video is always the same. "I am the coolest most hung baddest dude in town and I can ride you all night long." This is always backed up by half naked stunning harem women slithering around the artist. The lack of a white boxing champion for the past 75 years since Rocky Marciano, has led white men to flock to seven sequels of the Rocky movie. Rocky is now coming out of retirement, the "Italian Stallion", for a rematch against Kanye West, who has been paid 5 million dollars to take a dive in the fifth, to soothe the wounded egos of male White America, and that's what it's all about anyway, "Ego".
The Ego is the part of the brain that either says in your mind, "I am wonderful", or "I am garbage." The "Id" is the part of your brain that says "I want food, water, sex etc." The Ego is what causes men to desire multiple partners endlessly through cyber dating, because once a woman gives in, no matter how beautiful she is, no matter how loving and caring, she has now lost the ability to give to the man the thing he wants most to boost his Ego, that initial conquest, that triggers in the man's mind, "I am great, I conquered her." Men need this to compensate for wounded Egos received at the hands of their insecure fathers, because criticism and control make the father feel great, to compensate for their own reality, unfulfilled wives due to their tiny narrow limp phallus. This is the root cause of the male mid life crisis, leading to divorce and insecure offspring because the male now needs a young wife the same way that he needs a Corvette. Have you ever noticed the shape of a Corvette
This would all be bad enough but size issues are at the root of male competitiveness in both sports and war. Kim Jong Il, the mini me leader of North Korea has a stable of gorgeous young blonde American women, to make up for his tiny thang. "That's all you got, baby?" Those words led to the swift execution of a one hit wonder American Diva who was all into the Grace Kelly thing. This would be bad enough, but the development of nuclear weapons and the verbal bravado of this midget against the United States is directly linked to the madman midget's size insecurity. Ironically midgets are generally very well endowed in proportion to their body size, and this is why they have such confidence. A well known self confidence building mantra used extensively by the Moonies, is "My rooster is huge and hard, and I can ride you all night long." The problem has become so bad, that erectile dysfunction has become the third leading growth industry worldwide, and men are running for medication named after the enormous gushing of the massive powerful power generating Niagara Falls, even knowing that it causes a rare but pervasive form of blindness.
Martha Stewart has a solution for this insecurity problem which is now leading us all into the Apocalypse, the sudden violent end of all life on Earth forever. The Christian people are eagerly constructing and waiting for the Apocalypse, so that when it comes, after about 30 seconds, they can all say as One, "Look, we were right!" This need to be right, and this unbearable pain of being wrong, is a direct result of penis insecurity. Martha's solution is that all men be forced to wear their bag and their bone on their foreheads, for all to see, to instantly put an end to all the b/s and bluffing leading us all into the nuclear inferno. Oprah seconds the motion. She has the most to lose, according to Dr. Phil, the bald barking know it all with the 3 inch penis. Our modern Dr. Freud wears a sock folded in his pants to hide his shortcomings. Maybe an international naked at work day is the answer for saving life on earth. Maybe the Apocalypse won't be that bad. At least it will put an end to the zillions of Erectile Dysfunction (medications for 1 inch shriveled up things that refuse to stand up no matter how much kiddy porn the man watches) emails in our email boxes. How do these snake oil salesmen get our addresses anyways? Why aren't they all blind yet? The insecurity disease has now spread to women rushing for breast implants, and to the male obsession with increasing their Google Page Ranking. Have you ever noticed the graphic that Sergey Brin and Larry Page use to display that ranking? They didn't become zillionaires at 32 by being oblivious to the male fixation with size now, did they?
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Biyernes, Pebrero 19, 2010
First Acknowledgment Post
Wala pa po tayong isang linggo sa ating promo but as of today Feb. 19, 2010 naka-labing isang referral na po tayo who registered in the top 5 PTC sites. Eto po yun sila:
1. tiger2010
2. cutiemar
3. zanc10
4. neon87
5. kirimoca
6. taradatching
7. bukining
8. lucabhunk
9. jay09
10. kradam
11. 3smary
Paalala lang po. Meron po tayong pagbabago sa ating top 5 ptc. Papalitan po natin yung upbux dahil may problema sa admin at yung forum lang nila ang nag-oopen. Hindi nga ako makapag-login. Ipapalit po natin yung pinoyclicks.info. Kay username kradam naman, bro paki email mo lang ako sa ireachallbug@yahoo.com ano pa yung sites pinagregitered mo? Kasi base sa aking checklist, nasa trekpay at companybux ka lang registered. Saan ka pa ba nagregister maliban sa dalawa? Don't be offend bro, ha? Kina-clarify ko lang kasi sayang naman yung effort nyo if you do not follow instructions, di ba?
So ito lang masasabi ko. Sa lahat ng nagregister, tuloy-tuloy lang kayong magki-click hanggang sa maka100 click kayo. At bago ko makalimutan, gusto kong magpasalamat sa inyo in joining the promo at kahit yung iba sa email lang nagsasabi dahil ayaw mag-comment dito, at least dun pa lang alam ko nang may nagsusubaybay sa akin dito sa blog na ito. nahihiya daw silang magcomment. Hayaan nyo po. Pagdating ng araw at natanggap nyo na ang VCD nyo, baka maglakip ako ng invitation for my wedding. okey po ba yun? Pero iisipin ko pa yun ha? Baka sakali lang naman... O siya ano po... Thank you sa first batch na nagregister at baka next week may bago na naman akong i-popost. Happy clicking...
1. tiger2010
2. cutiemar
3. zanc10
4. neon87
5. kirimoca
6. taradatching
7. bukining
8. lucabhunk
9. jay09
10. kradam
11. 3smary
Paalala lang po. Meron po tayong pagbabago sa ating top 5 ptc. Papalitan po natin yung upbux dahil may problema sa admin at yung forum lang nila ang nag-oopen. Hindi nga ako makapag-login. Ipapalit po natin yung pinoyclicks.info. Kay username kradam naman, bro paki email mo lang ako sa ireachallbug@yahoo.com ano pa yung sites pinagregitered mo? Kasi base sa aking checklist, nasa trekpay at companybux ka lang registered. Saan ka pa ba nagregister maliban sa dalawa? Don't be offend bro, ha? Kina-clarify ko lang kasi sayang naman yung effort nyo if you do not follow instructions, di ba?
So ito lang masasabi ko. Sa lahat ng nagregister, tuloy-tuloy lang kayong magki-click hanggang sa maka100 click kayo. At bago ko makalimutan, gusto kong magpasalamat sa inyo in joining the promo at kahit yung iba sa email lang nagsasabi dahil ayaw mag-comment dito, at least dun pa lang alam ko nang may nagsusubaybay sa akin dito sa blog na ito. nahihiya daw silang magcomment. Hayaan nyo po. Pagdating ng araw at natanggap nyo na ang VCD nyo, baka maglakip ako ng invitation for my wedding. okey po ba yun? Pero iisipin ko pa yun ha? Baka sakali lang naman... O siya ano po... Thank you sa first batch na nagregister at baka next week may bago na naman akong i-popost. Happy clicking...
Martes, Pebrero 16, 2010
Linggo, Pebrero 14, 2010
Promo Mechanics
1. Unang-una, huwag niyong isipin na mayroon akong hilingin sa inyong anumang cash para mapasa-inyo ang isang copy ng VCD of your choice. Wala po akong hihingin sa inyo ni isang kusing. Pero isipin nyo, papa'no ko naman ito maipapadala sa inyo if there's no cash involved? Saan ako kukuha ng perang gagamitin kong pambayad for the shipping and handling fee? Lalo na ngayong kailangan kong mag-ipon for my wedding. kaya ito po ang naisip ko. Simple lamang po ito. Ang kailangan nyo lang ay tyaga at oras. At the bottom side of this blog, makikita nyo ang sangkatutak na PTC Banners. I'm just a newly registered po sa lahat ng PTC banners na yan. Para maging qualified kayo sa promo, kailangan nyo lang magregister sa limang PTC Sites. Lima lang po ang hinihingi ko para sa isang VCD. Anyway, libre lang naman ang pagsali at pag-sign up ng account sa mga Sites na ito. Kikita pa kayo. At ito ay ang mga sumusunod:
1.
Sa limang ito kailangan nyong mag-register with my username "cabrill1378" as your referrer.
2. Para mag-register, click n'yo lang isa-isa ang top 5 PTC Sites na pinili ko. Kailangan iisa lang ang gamit n'yong username para madali kong ma-check ang mamonitor ang bawat isa sa inyo. At tandaan, cabrill1378 ang referrer nyo.
3. Hangga't maaari araw-araw kayong magki-click ng ads sa limang PTC sites na ito.
4. Kailangan nyo lang ay makapag-click kayo ng ads for about 100 times bawat isang sites. Madali lang naman ang pag-earn. Sundin nyo lang instructions ng mga PTC sites na ito. It only takes 30 - 60 seconds per ads you click. Kailangan nyo lang tapusin yung timer na binigay nila para succesful yung earnings nyo. Yung trekpay lang ang walang timer kaya kahit 5 seconds lang pwede nyo ng i-close yung ads ang open for another one.
5. As your referrer, na-momonitor ko kung nakamagkanong earnings na kayo bawat PTC sites at nakailang clicks kayo sa isang araw. Kaya 'pag umabot na kayo ng 100 clicks of ads per site within a month (Depende kasi yan kung madalas kayong nagki-click), email me agad in this address "ireachallbug@yahoo.com" o di kaya ay magleave kayo ng message or comments sa pinaka-latest posts ko para ma-check ko agad ang earnings nyo. Liwanagin ko lang, yung earnings nyo hindi ako makikinabang nyan, ha? Sa inyo yan. Pinaghirapan nyo yan kaya kayo lang dapat ang makinabang nyan. Ang sa aking lang ay mabigyan ko ng reward kung sino yung unang maka-100 clicks ng ads per site.
6. Sa emails nyo kailangan i-inform nyo sa akin your username, VCD na gusto nyo (pili lang kayo sa left side ng blog ko "Free Pinoy Gay Videos"), real name at address nyo kung saan ipapadala ko ang items nyo.
7. Bawat isa na makakatanggap ay ipopost ko dito ang usernames at nang ma-acknowledge ko naman. First come first serve basis lamang po tayo. Kung sino yung unang maka 100 clicks ng ads per sites, siya yung unang makakapili sa item na gusto nya. Anyway i-a-update ko naman kung alin sa mga ito ang sold out na upang makapamili kayo kung alin pa ang available.
8. Kung gusto nyo nang dalawang VCD titles, mag-register ulit kayo ng another 5 PTC sites sa ibaba. Dagdag kita nyo naman yun kung tutuusin. Ganun din ang bilang ng clicks ang requirement ko (100 clicks) para makakuha kayo ng another items. Basta wag nyo lang kalimutan ilagay sa referrer nyo cabrill1378.
Kung may tanong pa kayo at hindi masyadong maliwanag sa inyo ang mechanics ko, feel free to email me at ireachallbug@yahoo.com.
1.
Sa limang ito kailangan nyong mag-register with my username "cabrill1378" as your referrer.
2. Para mag-register, click n'yo lang isa-isa ang top 5 PTC Sites na pinili ko. Kailangan iisa lang ang gamit n'yong username para madali kong ma-check ang mamonitor ang bawat isa sa inyo. At tandaan, cabrill1378 ang referrer nyo.
3. Hangga't maaari araw-araw kayong magki-click ng ads sa limang PTC sites na ito.
4. Kailangan nyo lang ay makapag-click kayo ng ads for about 100 times bawat isang sites. Madali lang naman ang pag-earn. Sundin nyo lang instructions ng mga PTC sites na ito. It only takes 30 - 60 seconds per ads you click. Kailangan nyo lang tapusin yung timer na binigay nila para succesful yung earnings nyo. Yung trekpay lang ang walang timer kaya kahit 5 seconds lang pwede nyo ng i-close yung ads ang open for another one.
5. As your referrer, na-momonitor ko kung nakamagkanong earnings na kayo bawat PTC sites at nakailang clicks kayo sa isang araw. Kaya 'pag umabot na kayo ng 100 clicks of ads per site within a month (Depende kasi yan kung madalas kayong nagki-click), email me agad in this address "ireachallbug@yahoo.com" o di kaya ay magleave kayo ng message or comments sa pinaka-latest posts ko para ma-check ko agad ang earnings nyo. Liwanagin ko lang, yung earnings nyo hindi ako makikinabang nyan, ha? Sa inyo yan. Pinaghirapan nyo yan kaya kayo lang dapat ang makinabang nyan. Ang sa aking lang ay mabigyan ko ng reward kung sino yung unang maka-100 clicks ng ads per site.
6. Sa emails nyo kailangan i-inform nyo sa akin your username, VCD na gusto nyo (pili lang kayo sa left side ng blog ko "Free Pinoy Gay Videos"), real name at address nyo kung saan ipapadala ko ang items nyo.
7. Bawat isa na makakatanggap ay ipopost ko dito ang usernames at nang ma-acknowledge ko naman. First come first serve basis lamang po tayo. Kung sino yung unang maka 100 clicks ng ads per sites, siya yung unang makakapili sa item na gusto nya. Anyway i-a-update ko naman kung alin sa mga ito ang sold out na upang makapamili kayo kung alin pa ang available.
8. Kung gusto nyo nang dalawang VCD titles, mag-register ulit kayo ng another 5 PTC sites sa ibaba. Dagdag kita nyo naman yun kung tutuusin. Ganun din ang bilang ng clicks ang requirement ko (100 clicks) para makakuha kayo ng another items. Basta wag nyo lang kalimutan ilagay sa referrer nyo cabrill1378.
Kung may tanong pa kayo at hindi masyadong maliwanag sa inyo ang mechanics ko, feel free to email me at ireachallbug@yahoo.com.
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